HEDGE VILLAGE – After long a long time, in a shocking turn of events, private military company Le’Mörgö has finally paid off its legendary tab at the popular Man Cave Pub, marking what staff says to be the largest single bar tab ever recorded in the establishment’s history.
“We honestly weren’t sure if we’d ever see the day, that the bill would be paid in it’s entirety” laughed one bartender.
To commemorate the occasion, the management of Man Cave Pub presented Le’Mörgö representatives with a special reward: one complimentary spin at the pub’s roulette table.