Everybody Lies

You cannot trust the media, they have their hands in someone else’s pocket. You cannot trust the factions, they only have their own interest in mind. What you need is independent information from a source…


New era of peace and politics in Tiirikylä?

After the incident with Janne Gambels last night, the citizens of Tiirikylä decided to stand up for themselves, politics-wise. Shortly after banishing the drunken maniac from the village, villagers agreed on a gathering on the…


Night: “The village is full of red!”

Regarding our intel the civilian village was raided by imperial troops of Uusimaa discarding the no weapon agreement and several civilians got shot. Humanitarian is to be sent to the village. Pirkanmaa disapproves nightly actions…


Local taxi-driver goes bankrupt

Early this morning, a young taxi-entrepreneuer faced bankrupcy as his car bottomed out, causing a rupture in the gas tank. Driver called Tero Sulava informed the villagers about having to find other means of transportation…



Interview with president candidate J. Gambels

KFP managed to get a short interview with the ill-behaving president candidate Janne Gambels. Gambels wants to become president because basically there is no other option. He deems himself as the sole possible option to…


The mysterious boogeyman attacks Tiirinkylä

Around 1:20am on friday morning, the mysterious boogeyman attacked the village with a firearm. The boogeyman managed to wound two civilians, a member of the Alasin-press and a priest of the Holy Herbs Brotherhood.  Both…



Sightings of a boogeyman in Ilveskallio

Unsettling sightings of an immortal boogeyman have been detected in Ilveskallio area. Reports say he or she is wearing black and agresses people at random. Shots have been fired at him/her but the creature seems…