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Virus vaccine not as effective as thought – Symptoms may include difficulties with defecation

In a surprising turn of events, Protoncore Pharmaceuticals has announced that their virus vaccine is not as effective as initially believed. To combat the reduced efficacy, Protoncore is now selling a booster pack at double the original vaccine’s price.

The news has caused a stir, especially as unvaccinated individuals report severe side effects, including difficulties with defecation. Both opposing factions in the ongoing Nordberg conflict are now forced to purchase the expensive boosters, fearing that a lack of immunity could lead to significant losses on the battlefield.

The situation highlights the desperate measures being taken to ensure health and strength amid the ongoing war, raising questions about accessibility and fairness in times of crisis. For more updates, stay tuned to Battlefield Bulletin.

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