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RSV Gone

The much talked about RSV device that RMT was working on has reportedly gone missing early this morning. Weird sounds and lights were seen in the distance before the event. I hear rumours of a…

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Monster hunt in progress

Another monster hunt is taking place in Tiirikylä. This time the villagers are prepared. Martial law was declared and villagers were given permission to open carry all available weapons. Beware, boogeyman. Tonight the glorious village…


Totuuden pekoni

Toisin kuin Beacon of “Truth” uutisoi. Rogue sotilaat olivat uusimaan joukkoja. Huomaa punainen hihanauha sekä m05 maastopuku


A democratic election for tiirikylä

Seven candidates running for president Tiirikylä is holding a new election at Sunday 22.07. 10am The candidates are following 01. Olleri olleri pelastaa kaikki. Olleri saves everyone. 02. Sami Polari mulla on hattu ja viikset,mitä…


Got a picture of the boogeyman?

The face of the boogeyman still remains a mystery to the villagers. Got a picture of it? Know someone who has a picture of it? Reach out for one of your local Alasin-press members and…


Rogue Operators Murder Security Team

See the video above? This is actual video footage delivered to me from a source calling himself “Aziz”. I fear for his life, but thank him for his contribution. The video shows active rogue operators…


Arno Poddicti is dead!!!

An assassination took place in the church of Tiirinkylä today. A member of the Pirkanmaa military and a local taxi driver stabbed both Arno and young Dimitri, taking both out by complete surprise. Dimitri’s state…


Tiirinkylä about to legalize holy herb?

The council of the village is about to discuss releasing the Holy Herb to be used as a legal medical supplement. According to our sources, the Brotherhood has aquired the space and equipment for growing…



Situation in Tiirikylä de-escalates.

The occupation of Tiirikylä by Uusimaa-forces has de-escalated. Civilians kept captive were released unharmed and they got their weapons back. Eyewitness reports of the situation were scattered from Uusimaa militants assaulting civilians to a situation…