Articles by Alasin

Monster hunt in progress

Another monster hunt is taking place in Tiirikylä. This time the villagers are prepared. Martial law was declared and villagers were given permission to open carry all available weapons. Beware, boogeyman. Tonight the glorious village…


A democratic election for tiirikylä

Seven candidates running for president Tiirikylä is holding a new election at Sunday 22.07. 10am The candidates are following 01. Olleri olleri pelastaa kaikki. Olleri saves everyone. 02. Sami Polari mulla on hattu ja viikset,mitä…


Got a picture of the boogeyman?

The face of the boogeyman still remains a mystery to the villagers. Got a picture of it? Know someone who has a picture of it? Reach out for one of your local Alasin-press members and…


Arno Poddicti is dead!!!

An assassination took place in the church of Tiirinkylä today. A member of the Pirkanmaa military and a local taxi driver stabbed both Arno and young Dimitri, taking both out by complete surprise. Dimitri’s state…


Tiirinkylä about to legalize holy herb?

The council of the village is about to discuss releasing the Holy Herb to be used as a legal medical supplement. According to our sources, the Brotherhood has aquired the space and equipment for growing…



Situation in Tiirikylä de-escalates.

The occupation of Tiirikylä by Uusimaa-forces has de-escalated. Civilians kept captive were released unharmed and they got their weapons back. Eyewitness reports of the situation were scattered from Uusimaa militants assaulting civilians to a situation…


A tense situation in Tiirikylä!

BREAKING NEWS; UUSIMAA FACTION HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF TIIRINKYLĂ„ AND IS KEEPING VILLAGERS IN CUSTODY IN BUDJETTIKATU 3, THE SANCTUM OF HOLY HERBS BROTHERHOOD. NUMBER OF CIVILIAN CASUALITIES REMAINS UNCLEAR. ALL CIVILIANS HAVE BEED DISARMED.


Military helicopter seen flying towards Tiirikylä

According to a reliable source, a transport helicopter transporting military personelle was seen heading towards Tiirikylä because of it’s strategic value along the main road across the country. So far nothing has been seen or…


Armed robbery at local nightclub!

Around 1:30pm today a violent episide took place in Tiirinkylä as a robber attacked the Nighclub LaSol, heading for the cash register. According to eye witnesses, he started his assault by lobbing in a hand…