Mystery about power outage resolved?

The sun sets over the Manhattan skyline on Aug. 14, 2003. A major power outage doused the lights on more than 50 million people across the Northeastern U.S. and part of Canada.

Rumors within the village about the power outage are finally getting at least partial confirmation. Our confidential source deep within the Pirkanmaa administration has confirmed that Pirkanmaa is behind the power outage! He has informed us that the reason for this brutal sabotage was about a tax levied upon armed Pirkanmaa forces passing through the village.