Armed robbery at local nightclub!

Around 1:30pm today a violent episide took place in Tiirinkylä as a robber attacked the Nighclub LaSol, heading for the cash register. According to eye witnesses, he started his assault by lobbing in a hand grenade. The robber wounded and killed 3 Porlicone members before being gunned down at the front door. The gunner died on the way to the hospital. “All of this for one hundred euros”, Arno Poddicti comments.